Things People Like to Read About
In keeping track of which posts get visited most often and which searches lead visitors to this page, I have discovered what the majority of Internet users want to read about:
- Superheroes
- Clothes. (Mostly clothes)
Based on this preliminary data, I’m going to try a highly unscientific experiment, which will consist of me writing about superheroes and clothes for awhile and then gauging the reaction… My hypothesis is that traffic to my site will greatly increase as a result .
Female Superheroes
Female Superheroes have much cooler names than male ones, apparently. I stumbled across this one while scrolling through Wikipedia’s list of female superheroes (it exists! and should definitely be consulted by expectant mothers trying to decide on baby names!) : “Beautiful Dreamer” – Here’s a picture:
Beautiful Dreamer is part of a group of superheroes known as “The Forever People,” a group of hippie aliens who live forever, I think, and appeared on earth to fight “Darkseid.” I have no idea who Darkseid is, but apparently he’s ranked #23 on Wizard’s Top 100 SuperVillains of All Time, which sounds like quite a prestigious honor.
The Forever People ride something called a “MegaCycle,” which is like a motorcycle that can carry a lot of people and probably shoots magical rays or can fly, probably both. Beautiful Dreamer is a mutant (but a total fox, right?) and can telekinetically kick ass.
Because I think it’s funny, here’s a picture of the Forever People on their Megacycle. I think that’s Infinity Man in the background – I may have forgotten to mention that the Forever People can combine into Infinity Man, who’s a little like Captain Planet that way. One thing I was always confused about was where Captain Planet hung out the rest of the time. Did he even exist until he was called by the four(?) rings of the environment?
Awesome.
